12 October 2007

Something All Software Professionals should know

Six software professionals under the age of 33 have died and 2 top executives from renowned software companies have become paralysed because of stress-related heart ailments in the last six months in Chennai, says a study by Mitran Foundation, a Bangalore-based voluntary association of practising doctors.

"All the six who died, and the two who became invalid, had no family history of heart attacks or any pre-history of heart ailments or paralysis. They were all in their prime, between 27 and 33 years, and handled challenging projects at work in their respective companies. They worked long and continuous hours. The end struck them very suddenly, and it looked as if their hearts refused to take any more stress," said Dr Dwarakanath, director of Mitran Foundation, who has studied stress components in 40 software companies in Chennai during the last six months.

The study, conducted at a cost of Rs 45 lakhs, covered more than 4,000 software professionals from 80 companies who were in service for a minimum of three years. The email responses were scientifically tabulated and the findings were ready in 2002. Dr Dwarakanath, who was the late Dhirubhai Ambani's personal stress management consultant, said questionnaires extracting every minute detail were sent to the respondents. The personal background, family history and personal characteristics of these individuals were assessed and it was found that the stress in these professionals was only due to work pressure. All other factors were eliminated.

"Our study confirmed that the number of suicides, divorces, heart ailments, BP and diabetes patients and mental depression are the highest in the software industry. The fancy salaries of software professionals are no longer something to rejoice about," Dr Dwarakanath said.
"We found that the software industry has simply no routine. Deadlines hang before them and every day they chase new problems. During weekends more than 60 per cent of the vehicles are found parked in the office complexes. There is no physical exercise and new food habits favoured by pizza culture fuel the problem. Cervical spondilitis and wrist problems due to uncomfortable handling of the computer mouse, eye problems and discomfort in bowel movements are common.

The stress for couples where both are employed in the IT industry is the worst. The simple step of taking time off from work for three months allowed an IT couple wanting a child for years to conceive one," Dr Dwarakanath said.

M.T.R. Venukopalan, senior training coordinator, Covansys India, acknowledged that IT professionals were the most stressed individuals. "Even if the company sponsors a movie or self-care lecture, not many attend them," he said. Jyothsana, a travel coordinator for Temenos India Pvt Ltd, expressed concern for the young employees who complain of back and knee pains. She acknowledged that IT professionals require a specific eating and physical exercise routine to ease their stress. "Our lives are becoming mechanical, guided only by deadlines," she said.

So think again if you are staying late in the office regularly. Think again about your family. Think again about your social life and health.

Work is essential. Your contribution to the goal should be great. But don't make it a habit to stay late.

Don't skip your Break Fast /Lunch/Dinner. None of these are equated by Pizza/Biscuits/Wafers/Chat items

11 October 2007

a Nice love letter to Ex-Girl friend...

a Nice love letter to Ex-Girl friend...

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ICICI hum hai na.........

Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing.

Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach.

However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.

An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, "Mona, did we pay our Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?"

"No, sweetheart," she responds.

Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Mona, did we pay our ICICI Bank Master card yet?"

"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she says.

"One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send cheques for the auto loan to them too this month?" he asks.

"Oh, forgive me, Rajiv," begged Mona. "I didn't send that one, either."

Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. Mona pulls away and asks him, "So, why did you kiss me?"

Rajiv answers, "They'll find us!"

A typical Kadalai conversation ...

Read & enjoy this telephonic conversation.
He : Male Voice
She : Female Voice
Red Text: What the male thinks in his heart...
She Gives a Miss call to Him…and he calls her back..

She: Hello!
Ayoo..Innaikku Enna mokka poda poralo….
He: Hi da…Sollu..?
She: Ile chumma dhan call pannen…
Eppodi Call panne.. Miss call dhane kuduthe…
He: oh...Enna Pandre??

She: Ippo dhaan saaptu mudichen. Sir enna pannitu iruk eenga?

He: Nanum Ippo dhan sapten.. Now... .'Suttum vizhi sudare' paatu paakkuren Sun Music la

She: Nalla paatu..

(And then she hums the line 'mazhai azhagha veyil azhagha' )
Ange enna Eli (Rat) Kathuthu….

He: hey!!!!Nee ivlo nalla paaduviya

She: *giggles*

He: Hey. Innoru vaati paadaen

She: En room mates ellam thoongita. Ava nga bayandhuda poranga ..
Correct…Ava mohini pisasu nu nenachiduva…

He: Come on! Please!

She: Poada. I don't sing that well
Athu Oorukke theriyum e… J

He: It was really sweet. Please paaden

She: Enakku odd aa irukku da

He: Idhula ennama irukku. Nalla thane paadare.

She: Nee dhaan sollanum
Nan chumma vere vazhi illame sonnen..

He: Ippo paaduviya maatiya?

She: yaenda paduththare

He: Sigh! Ok

She: I don't have that great voice
Donkey kooda pootti podura voice..

He: hmmmm

She: Seri. Ivlo kaekkare. Unakaaga ore oru stanza paadaren
En Kashta kalam..

He: Great!!!!

She: Endha paatu paadatum?
Nee ethu padunalum.. innakku thookkam pochu.. appuram enna…

He: Hmmmm. 'un perai sonnale' from dum dum dum?

She: Nice song. But enakku lyrics gnabagam illai
Unakkudhan Ezhutha Padikka ve Thriayathe…

He: Chinna chinna aasai?

She: Illai indha paate paadaren
Entha patuku kathu kelinja enna?…

He: Cool

(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)

She: Illai vendaam. Am feeling very shy!

He: Paadu kanne paadu. Un isai endra inba vellathil neendha odoadi vandha
ennai yemtradhe….. Paadu

She: Galatta panre paathiya
Th eriyuthu le. Appuram enna… : )

He: No no. Nee shy aa feel panre illaiya. Trying to make u cool

She: Hmmm

He: please paadaen

She: naaLaikku paadatumaaa?
Innakku Thappichen da.. Escape…

He: Seri maa. Unakku eppadi thonaradho appadiye pannu

She: Hmmm

He: Good night

She: Good night
She: Sweet Dreams..
Tholla Theendhudhu…
He: Sweets dreams to u too…
After a while She calls He (tat never happens, she gives only a missed call),,,,


She: Hey..Thoonigitya
Illa current kandu pidichikitu iruken …

He: Illai ma.
She: Enna Pandre..
Nadu rathirile enna pannuvag… Kannamboochiya vilayaduvang a…
He: Match paathundu irundhen

She: Seri. Nee match paaru
Appuram EnnaththukKu.. Ezhuppune…

He: Hey. Its ok. Pazhaya match dhaan.

She: Illai. Did u feel bad I didn't sing?

(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)
( Bad ah, this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn't sing J )

He: Bad appadinu solla maaten. But I want you to be comfortable first.
naaLaikku paadaren sonne illa. So , me waiting..
(Innnakku thappichen nenachenn .. L)

She sings 1 stanza from the song
Thoooo……… ….

He: Wow. Too good!

She: Porum. I know how kevalam my voice is
Unakku Slef realization adhigam.. J…

He: Hey you really sing well.

She: Poada...Nee sollanume nu solre
Kallli, Correcta Kandu pudichittiyeee…..

He: Cha! Cha! Un voice nalla illaati naan ivlo kaekkave maaten

She: Hmmmm

He: Nee ivLo nalla paaduve enakku theriyaadhu
Therinjiruntha kettirukka ve matten.. LL

She: Hmmm! Seri good night..Nee thoongu..
Nee paduna patta kettutten le.. ini engerunthu thoogurathu….

He: Good night!

She: Take care

He: You too
She: Hey….
Ahaa..Iva Thoonga vida matta pola irukke,,,

He: Ah.. Sollu..
She: Nejamaave en voice nalla irundadhaa
....neeye un voice a record panni ketu paru

He: Nejamma! Ofcourse

She: Nee poi solre
Mavale ipo mattum ne enna thoonga vidala………

He: Not at all. You sing very well

She: Hmmm. Ennamo solre. Good night.
He: Good Night!!

He switched off his phone…

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Idhudan engal valkai

Idhudan engal valkai

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