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11 October 2007
a Nice love letter to Ex-Girl friend...
a Nice love letter to Ex-Girl friend...
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ICICI hum hai na.........
Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing.
Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach.
However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, "Mona, did we pay our Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Mona, did we pay our ICICI Bank Master card yet?"
"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she says.
"One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send cheques for the auto loan to them too this month?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me, Rajiv," begged Mona. "I didn't send that one, either."
Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. Mona pulls away and asks him, "So, why did you kiss me?"
Rajiv answers, "They'll find us!"
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing.
Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach.
However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, "Mona, did we pay our Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Mona, did we pay our ICICI Bank Master card yet?"
"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she says.
"One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send cheques for the auto loan to them too this month?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me, Rajiv," begged Mona. "I didn't send that one, either."
Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. Mona pulls away and asks him, "So, why did you kiss me?"
Rajiv answers, "They'll find us!"
A typical Kadalai conversation ...
Read & enjoy this telephonic conversation.
He : Male Voice
She : Female Voice
Red Text: What the male thinks in his heart...
She Gives a Miss call to Him…and he calls her back..
She: Hello!
Ayoo..Innaikku Enna mokka poda poralo….
He: Hi da…Sollu..?
She: Ile chumma dhan call pannen…
Eppodi Call panne.. Miss call dhane kuduthe…
He: oh...Enna Pandre??
She: Ippo dhaan saaptu mudichen. Sir enna pannitu iruk eenga?
He: Nanum Ippo dhan sapten.. Now... .'Suttum vizhi sudare' paatu paakkuren Sun Music la
She: Nalla paatu..
(And then she hums the line 'mazhai azhagha veyil azhagha' )
Ange enna Eli (Rat) Kathuthu….
He: hey!!!!Nee ivlo nalla paaduviya
She: *giggles*
He: Hey. Innoru vaati paadaen
She: En room mates ellam thoongita. Ava nga bayandhuda poranga ..
Correct…Ava mohini pisasu nu nenachiduva…
He: Come on! Please!
She: Poada. I don't sing that well
Athu Oorukke theriyum e… J
He: It was really sweet. Please paaden
She: Enakku odd aa irukku da
He: Idhula ennama irukku. Nalla thane paadare.
She: Nee dhaan sollanum
Nan chumma vere vazhi illame sonnen..
He: Ippo paaduviya maatiya?
She: yaenda paduththare
He: Sigh! Ok
She: I don't have that great voice
Donkey kooda pootti podura voice..
He: hmmmm
She: Seri. Ivlo kaekkare. Unakaaga ore oru stanza paadaren
En Kashta kalam..
He: Great!!!!
She: Endha paatu paadatum?
Nee ethu padunalum.. innakku thookkam pochu.. appuram enna…
He: Hmmmm. 'un perai sonnale' from dum dum dum?
She: Nice song. But enakku lyrics gnabagam illai
Unakkudhan Ezhutha Padikka ve Thriayathe…
He: Chinna chinna aasai?
She: Illai indha paate paadaren
Entha patuku kathu kelinja enna?…
He: Cool
(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)
She: Illai vendaam. Am feeling very shy!
He: Paadu kanne paadu. Un isai endra inba vellathil neendha odoadi vandha
ennai yemtradhe….. Paadu
She: Galatta panre paathiya
Th eriyuthu le. Appuram enna… : )
He: No no. Nee shy aa feel panre illaiya. Trying to make u cool
She: Hmmm
He: please paadaen
She: naaLaikku paadatumaaa?
Innakku Thappichen da.. Escape…
He: Seri maa. Unakku eppadi thonaradho appadiye pannu
She: Hmmm
He: Good night
She: Good night
She: Sweet Dreams..
Tholla Theendhudhu…
He: Sweets dreams to u too…
After a while She calls He (tat never happens, she gives only a missed call),,,,
She: Hey..Thoonigitya
Illa current kandu pidichikitu iruken …
He: Illai ma.
She: Enna Pandre..
Nadu rathirile enna pannuvag… Kannamboochiya vilayaduvang a…
He: Match paathundu irundhen
She: Seri. Nee match paaru
Appuram EnnaththukKu.. Ezhuppune…
He: Hey. Its ok. Pazhaya match dhaan.
She: Illai. Did u feel bad I didn't sing?
(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)
( Bad ah, this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn't sing J )
He: Bad appadinu solla maaten. But I want you to be comfortable first.
naaLaikku paadaren sonne illa. So , me waiting..
(Innnakku thappichen nenachenn .. L)
She sings 1 stanza from the song
Thoooo……… ….
He: Wow. Too good!
She: Porum. I know how kevalam my voice is
Unakku Slef realization adhigam.. J…
He: Hey you really sing well.
She: Poada...Nee sollanume nu solre
Kallli, Correcta Kandu pudichittiyeee…..
He: Cha! Cha! Un voice nalla illaati naan ivlo kaekkave maaten
She: Hmmmm
He: Nee ivLo nalla paaduve enakku theriyaadhu
Therinjiruntha kettirukka ve matten.. LL
She: Hmmm! Seri good night..Nee thoongu..
Nee paduna patta kettutten le.. ini engerunthu thoogurathu….
He: Good night!
She: Take care
He: You too
She: Hey….
Ahaa..Iva Thoonga vida matta pola irukke,,,
He: Ah.. Sollu..
She: Nejamaave en voice nalla irundadhaa
....neeye un voice a record panni ketu paru
He: Nejamma! Ofcourse
She: Nee poi solre
Mavale ipo mattum ne enna thoonga vidala………
He: Not at all. You sing very well
She: Hmmm. Ennamo solre. Good night.
He: Good Night!!
He switched off his phone…
He : Male Voice
She : Female Voice
Red Text: What the male thinks in his heart...
She Gives a Miss call to Him…and he calls her back..
She: Hello!
Ayoo..Innaikku Enna mokka poda poralo….
He: Hi da…Sollu..?
She: Ile chumma dhan call pannen…
Eppodi Call panne.. Miss call dhane kuduthe…
He: oh...Enna Pandre??
She: Ippo dhaan saaptu mudichen. Sir enna pannitu iruk eenga?
He: Nanum Ippo dhan sapten.. Now... .'Suttum vizhi sudare' paatu paakkuren Sun Music la
She: Nalla paatu..
(And then she hums the line 'mazhai azhagha veyil azhagha' )
Ange enna Eli (Rat) Kathuthu….
He: hey!!!!Nee ivlo nalla paaduviya
She: *giggles*
He: Hey. Innoru vaati paadaen
She: En room mates ellam thoongita. Ava nga bayandhuda poranga ..
Correct…Ava mohini pisasu nu nenachiduva…
He: Come on! Please!
She: Poada. I don't sing that well
Athu Oorukke theriyum e… J
He: It was really sweet. Please paaden
She: Enakku odd aa irukku da
He: Idhula ennama irukku. Nalla thane paadare.
She: Nee dhaan sollanum
Nan chumma vere vazhi illame sonnen..
He: Ippo paaduviya maatiya?
She: yaenda paduththare
He: Sigh! Ok
She: I don't have that great voice
Donkey kooda pootti podura voice..
He: hmmmm
She: Seri. Ivlo kaekkare. Unakaaga ore oru stanza paadaren
En Kashta kalam..
He: Great!!!!
She: Endha paatu paadatum?
Nee ethu padunalum.. innakku thookkam pochu.. appuram enna…
He: Hmmmm. 'un perai sonnale' from dum dum dum?
She: Nice song. But enakku lyrics gnabagam illai
Unakkudhan Ezhutha Padikka ve Thriayathe…
He: Chinna chinna aasai?
She: Illai indha paate paadaren
Entha patuku kathu kelinja enna?…
He: Cool
(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)
She: Illai vendaam. Am feeling very shy!
He: Paadu kanne paadu. Un isai endra inba vellathil neendha odoadi vandha
ennai yemtradhe….. Paadu
She: Galatta panre paathiya
Th eriyuthu le. Appuram enna… : )
He: No no. Nee shy aa feel panre illaiya. Trying to make u cool
She: Hmmm
He: please paadaen
She: naaLaikku paadatumaaa?
Innakku Thappichen da.. Escape…
He: Seri maa. Unakku eppadi thonaradho appadiye pannu
She: Hmmm
He: Good night
She: Good night
She: Sweet Dreams..
Tholla Theendhudhu…
He: Sweets dreams to u too…
After a while She calls He (tat never happens, she gives only a missed call),,,,
She: Hey..Thoonigitya
Illa current kandu pidichikitu iruken …
He: Illai ma.
She: Enna Pandre..
Nadu rathirile enna pannuvag… Kannamboochiya vilayaduvang a…
He: Match paathundu irundhen
She: Seri. Nee match paaru
Appuram EnnaththukKu.. Ezhuppune…
He: Hey. Its ok. Pazhaya match dhaan.
She: Illai. Did u feel bad I didn't sing?
(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)
( Bad ah, this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn't sing J )
He: Bad appadinu solla maaten. But I want you to be comfortable first.
naaLaikku paadaren sonne illa. So , me waiting..
(Innnakku thappichen nenachenn .. L)
She sings 1 stanza from the song
Thoooo……… ….
He: Wow. Too good!
She: Porum. I know how kevalam my voice is
Unakku Slef realization adhigam.. J…
He: Hey you really sing well.
She: Poada...Nee sollanume nu solre
Kallli, Correcta Kandu pudichittiyeee…..
He: Cha! Cha! Un voice nalla illaati naan ivlo kaekkave maaten
She: Hmmmm
He: Nee ivLo nalla paaduve enakku theriyaadhu
Therinjiruntha kettirukka ve matten.. LL
She: Hmmm! Seri good night..Nee thoongu..
Nee paduna patta kettutten le.. ini engerunthu thoogurathu….
He: Good night!
She: Take care
He: You too
She: Hey….
Ahaa..Iva Thoonga vida matta pola irukke,,,
He: Ah.. Sollu..
She: Nejamaave en voice nalla irundadhaa
....neeye un voice a record panni ketu paru
He: Nejamma! Ofcourse
She: Nee poi solre
Mavale ipo mattum ne enna thoonga vidala………
He: Not at all. You sing very well
She: Hmmm. Ennamo solre. Good night.
He: Good Night!!
He switched off his phone…
<========= Manasey Relax Please ============>
26 September 2007
General Motors reply to BILL GATES
DON'T CHALLENGE MECHANICAL FOR IT.
General Motors REPLY TO BILL GATES
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release
Stating:
"If GM had developed technology like microsoft, we would all be driving
cars with the following characteristics :
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would ! run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed an Illegal Operation" warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off. "Never undervalue the manufacturing & automobile industries
General Motors REPLY TO BILL GATES
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release
Stating:
"If GM had developed technology like microsoft, we would all be driving
cars with the following characteristics :
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would ! run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed an Illegal Operation" warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off. "Never undervalue the manufacturing & automobile industries
Well done - Supreme Court - INDIA
Well done - Supreme Court - INDIA
READ the new rule implemented by Supreme Court and be aware
Right to Emergency Care:
The Supreme Court has ruled that all injured persons especially in the case of road traffic accidents, assaults, etc., when brought to a hospital / medical centre, have to be offered first aid, stabilized and shifted to a higher centre / government centre if required.
It is only after this that the hospital can demand payment or complete police formalities.
In case you are a bystander and wish to help someone in an accident, please go ahead and do so.
Your responsibility ends as soon as you leave the person at the hospital. The hospital bears the responsibility of informing the police, first aid, etc.
Please do inform your family and friends about these basic rights so that we all know what to expect and what to do in the hour of need.
READ the new rule implemented by Supreme Court and be aware
Right to Emergency Care:
The Supreme Court has ruled that all injured persons especially in the case of road traffic accidents, assaults, etc., when brought to a hospital / medical centre, have to be offered first aid, stabilized and shifted to a higher centre / government centre if required.
It is only after this that the hospital can demand payment or complete police formalities.
In case you are a bystander and wish to help someone in an accident, please go ahead and do so.
Your responsibility ends as soon as you leave the person at the hospital. The hospital bears the responsibility of informing the police, first aid, etc.
Please do inform your family and friends about these basic rights so that we all know what to expect and what to do in the hour of need.
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